Waves waving "hello" "aloha" "hi" etc.

There there, you'll feel better once you've cried yourself out

LOVE U

cat love

Person Patty
Cow Patty

The Almond Brothers

What part of "lets go home now don't you understand?"
-"no habla ingles"

Those boots were made for
walking me

Pink Floyd (with Goober)

A word of love
Makes a world of difference 
"you look great in pink"
"thanks!"

Profanity is the linguistic crutch
of the inarticulate motherfucker

I don't have a bucket list
but my fuckit list is a mile long

Never listen to the voice of reason

If someone throws a rock at you, 
throw a flower back
... just make sure it's in the pot

My cousin lives in a box
at the trailer park

Everyone is Somebody Else's Weirdo

It's a Rainbow Hair kind of day

The early bird can have the worm 
because worms are gross & mornings are stupid

Yes I would like to run away.
Can you point me to the free range chickens

the Dog for President

Your true family is not one of blood but of
Joy and Respect in each other's lives

Stop bending over backwards for people
& start leaning over so they an kiss your ass

Blackbird singing in the dead of night

Wise Being in little dog suit says:
Shake it off

Wise Being in little cat suit says:
"stop & smell the roses"

Do nothing & rest afterwards
then take a cat nap

i love you

It's true dogs have some good qualities, 
but we cats don't show the police where you hide your drugs

Cats Rule

don't cluck with me

Classy & Smart Assy

Creative Clutter
is better than
Idle Neatness

Wise Being in little Duck Suit says:
Cross a Bridge and get over it

I'm on this new diet where you eat everything
and hope for a miracle 

And your crybaby whiney-assed opinion would be?

Diva Cat

Secret Confessions of the dog Part I
"i like catnaps"
cat: "SPEAK UP"

I hope you appreciate
my enthusiasm

Free to be me

You came from Heaven
and you brought Heaven to me
(this is me hugging joey and I said it to him so I thought I'd make it into something - towels, cards, magnets)

I Love Dogs

I Love You
I love you so much it's coming out of my ears, my nose and my toes (around the edge)

How to Impress A Woman:
Romance her, Hug her, Believe in her, Compliment her, bring her flowers, listen to her, surprise her
How to Impress A Man:
Arrive naked, Bring food

May your life
be interesting

It's so easy to fall in love
So doggone easy

Learn a lesson from your dog:
No matter what life brings you -
Kick some grass over that shit and move on 

Leap and the Lilypad will appear

Love yourself
like I love you

Hold your heart gently
as you reach for the stars

Yes I am a Mermaid
Just as my friend the unicorn

Some people are the flowers in your garden of life.
Others are the manure that makes your garden stronger.

Nothing says "I love you" like a waggy butt.
Also available as a Magnet & Tea Towel (different image)

Give me levity or give me death
Also a magnet & tea towel

Happy Birthday

"May inspiration fill your heart and hands,
run down your legs onto your feet
and cause spontaneous dancing"

"Love grows best when watered daily with kind words"

Also available as a magnet & tea towel

Sending you Love & Light

LOVE PLANT
"Directions: Talk to it (say sweet things)
Listen to it when it whispers to you
Shine your light on it
Focus on its goodness
Have faith that it will grow
Trust that you can keep it alive
Be patient"

"You are in my thoughts,
my prayers, and in my heart"
Also available as a Magnet

We are part of the earth.
What we do to it, we do to ourselves.

Also available in blue, click to see larger (blue) version

I have had such an opportunity in knowing you - which I had never dreamed of...and I  blossomed into a thousand flowers, and I leave you with the fragrance of thankfulness.

"When the load feels heavy, it's a sure sign you're climbing"
Also available as a magnet

"Keep one foot grounded as you reach for the stars"
Also available as a Magnet 

"And I say unto you,
one must have CHAOS in oneself
to be able to give birth to a dancing star"
Available as magnet (different image)

Don't be a drag
Just be a Queen
Also available as a tea towel.

May the sun shine upon you and happiness fill your heart. May the rainbow always touch your shoulder and the sweet light within you guide your way on.
 

Dear Lord, please put you arm around my shoulders & your hand over my mouth.

Leap and Annette will appear

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Follow Your Dreams. Trust your heart. Be Brave.
Also Magnet & Towel

Friends are Angels who lift us up when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Also Magnet & Tea Towel

SuperSister
Also a magnet & tea towel

Go out in the woods
the Magical woods
Open your heart to the
Discoveries within.
Also a magnet & tea towel.

Another Day to Celebrate
Also available as a magnet & tea towel

Best Birthday Wishes
from the Cheshire Cat

SPEAK 
"Happy Birthday to you!!!"

Eat, Drink & Be Hairy

Hoppy Birthday

I woke up smiling
The day was bright & happy
& all I saw were kind people 
Also available as a magnet & tea towel.

Wake Up Knowing
Wonderful things will happen.
Available as a Tea Towel also.

Your true family is not one of blood, but of joy and respect in each other's lives.

Available as a Tea Towel also.

Time spent with a cat is time well spent
Also available as a Magnet & Tea Towel
 

Wise Being in little cat suit says:
Love all of yourself, even the dark parts.
Also a Magnet & Tea Towel

If you're happy and you know it then your butt will surely show it, if you're happy and you know it wag your tail
 

Wise being in little dog suit says:
When people talk down to you
it's cuz they're taller, not better.

Indoor.
Outdoor.

Also a magnet & tea towel

Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History.
Also available as a magnet & tea towel

Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy -
they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom

Follow my lead

If humping you is wrong
I don't want to be right
Also a magnet & tea towel

"See a Stray, pick it up, and all your life,
you'll have Good Luck"
Also available as a magnet & towel

See a Stray, pick it up, and all your life,
you'll have Good Luck
Also available as a Magnet
& tea towel (different image)

Behold the turtle - 
she makes progress only when she sticks her neck out

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Hippy Birthday

it's your birthday... well Bless Your Heart

It's your Birthday...
... is that what you're wearing?

Good Morning this is God.
I will be handling all your problems
on your Birthday today.
So have a good time.
I love you.

If you're happy on your birthday then your butt will surely show it, if you're happy and you know it wag your tail

"Why not go out on a limb? - Isn't that where the fruit is?
Also available as a magnet

The Mountains
Soothe My Soul
Also available as a magnet & a tea towel.

Shoot for the moon - even if you miss it you will land among the stars

"Every time I see you -
Flowers bloom in my heart"
Also available as a magnet & tea towel

Your kindness has
not gone unnoticed

"Noah had a wooden boat,
two termites & a lot of Faith"
Also magnet 

You are a ray of sunshine in many lives.
Also available as a Magnet &
Tea Towel

"Let go of heavy thoughts and
grab hold of lighter ones"

Let me be perfectly FRANK

Wish you were here
at the Beach
Also available as a magnet & tea towel.

Go out in the woods, go out.
If you don't go out in the woods - nothing will ever happen, and your life will never begin.

Be A Wild Bird
Don't Follow the Herd

You Fill My World With Love
(also available as a magnet)

"I'm a cute pooch and I love to be smooched" -Dog Rap

Coloring Card!
The Purple is depicting the envelope. 

Coloring Card!
The Green is depicting the envelope. 

Coloring Card!
The Red is depicting the envelope. 

Coloring Card!
The green iis depicting the envelope. 

Coloring Card!
The Purple is depicting the envelope. 

Coloring Card!
The Lavender is depicting the envelope. 

Coloring Card!
The yellow iis depicting the envelope. 

Coloring Card!
The blue is depicting the envelope. 

Coloring Card!
The Pink is depicting the envelope. 

CLICK to see inside sentiment

CLICK to see inside sentiment choices

Behold the turtle... and the doves
Also available as a tea towel

Eat Drink & Be Hairy (dog)
Also available as a tea towel

Santa loved the milk
..... and cookies

Eat Drink & Be Hairy

Eat Drink & Be Hairy
Also available as a tea towel

have a very gangsta Christmas

F is for Fa La La La La
Also available as a tea towel