Love U

Learn a lesson from your dog: No matter what life brings you - Kick some grass over that shit and move on

The Almond Brothers

Indoor / Outdoor

"Those boots were made for walking me"

Stray Cat Magnet. "See a stray, pick it up, and all your life you'll have Good Luck"

It's true dogs have some good qualities
but we cats don't show the police
where you hide your drugs

"Everyone is somebody else's WEIRDO"

DOG for President

"Be a Wild Bird - don't follow the herd."

If humping you is wrong, I don't want to be right

The Mountains Soothe My Soul

Go out in the woods
the magical woods
Open your heart to
the discoveries within
 

"I don't have a Bucket List-
but my Fuck it List is a mile long"

"Good Morning this is God. I will be handling all your problems today. I will not need your help. So have a good time, I love you" 
3 .25" x 3.5"

Chicken Pot Pie
3 of my favorite things

Friend magnet. "Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. And it is only by this meeting that a new world is born"
4" x 4"

Keep one foot grounded and one hand reaching for the stars

You gotta love the beach

You gotta love to cruise

Dirty Dishes   "do me"

"Guests of guests may not bring guests"
3.5" x 3"

Catnip makes every dish divine
(chat means cat in french)

I'm on this new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle

"I might as well think I'm gorgeous now
because in 10 years, I'll know I was."

My cousin lives in a box at the trailer park

"All animals need kindness and love -
they have feelings too."
and "rub here" (on belly)
3 1/3 x 4 inches.

Celebrate Magnet. "Another day to Celebrate"

Mermaid Magnet. "Hold your heart gently as you reach for the stars"
I've made the letters white so they're easier to read. You're welcome.

Kissing Booth
"Love & Kisses"
 

 

And your crybaby, whiney-assed opinion would be?

"Noah had a wooden boat, two termites,
and a lot of Faith"

May Your Life be Interesting

SuperSister

Yes I'm a Mermaid
Just ask my friend the UNICORN
 

I woke up smiling ~

the day was Bright & Happy

and all I saw were kind people
 

Diva Cat

Give me some coffee
and nobody gets hurt
 

To My Dog:
Thank you for bringing JOY
to my life and for teaching
me how to Love.
I will be forever grateful
that you came into my life.
 

"SPEAK"
"Love is the answer, dude."

Wise Being in Little Dog Suit Says:
Love All of Yourself,

Even the Dark Parts.

Bad Dog

Never listen to the Voice of Reason.

Peace, Love & Boobies

Meditate

Who's
 Your
Doggie
    ?

If you have a feeling inside and
you really want to do something...
you just go do it,
you do it
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.

Follow Your Dreams

How to Impress A Woman: Romance Her, Believe in Her, Hug Her, Compliment Her, Bring Her Flowers, Listen to Her, Surprise Her
How to Impress A Man: Arrive Naked, Bring Food

Lovin' Life!

Yes I'm Nosey - What's it to ya?!

"You came from Heaven
and you brought Heaven to me"

(I was hugging Joey like this and it just came out of my mouth so I had to draw it!) 

"Shut the duck up" 

Profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker 
(actual magnet says actual word)
No white bar across it

"What do we live for if not to make life less difficult for each other?"

"Nothing is more unnerving to the truly conventional than the unashamed misfit"

"RAINBOW JUICE. For a colorful life."

U.S. flag magnet. "Only when the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power will there be True Peace."

Shopping Magnet. "Only one shopping day left til tomorrow"

"Nothing says 'I love you' like a Waggy Butt"

Dog Magnet. "Nothing says 'I love you' like a Waggy Butt"
Saying and Art by Claire

"No man was ever shot while doing the dishes" 
3 x 4 inches.

"A teacher is to children as the sun is to morning glories"

"Why not go out on a limb -
Isn't that where the fruit is?"

"Men are like pantyhose, they either run, cling, or don't fit in the crotch"

"May the sun shine upon you and happiness fill your heart - may the rainbow always touch your shoulder - and the sweet light within you guide your way on"

Dance Magnet. "May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause spontaneous dancing" -Robert Seven
3.5" x 4"

"Look at yourself and see what's right instead of what's wrong"
4" x 4"

"Look at the day and see what's right instead of what's wrong"
3.5" circle

"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived"

"Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy - they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom"
3.5" x 3.5"

"Leap and the Lilypad will appear"

"It's called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken"

"I have had such an opportunity in knowing you ..."

"Guests if we get to drinking on Sunday and insist that you stay over til Tuesday, please remember.... 'We don't mean it!' "
3.5" x 4"

Chocolate Magnet. "Give me some chocolate and nobody gets hurt."
2 1/2 x 4 inches.

From the original quote "I Believe Friends are Quiet Angels who lift us to our Feet when our Wings have Trouble Remembering how to Fly" by Lorraine K. Mitchell

"Every time I see you, flowers bloom in my heart"
3.5" x 4"

Your Kindness has not gone unnoticed

"You are a ray of sunshine in many lives."

Well Behaved Women Magnet. "Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History"
2 1/2 x 4 inches.

"That's not dirt
in my house,
it's Angel Dust"
4 x 2 1/2 inches.

"Sometimes letting go makes you lighter and stronger -
for better flying"

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss it, you will land among the stars"

"Reality is for people with no imagination"

"Real fishermen don't feel sorry for the bait."

"Do the things you've always wanted to do - don't be CHICKEN."

"Behold the turtle, she makes progress only when she sticks her neck out."

"A word of Love can make a World of Difference"

"Auntie Em,
I hate you -
I hate Kansas -
I'm taking the dog - Dorothy"
2 1/2 x 4 inches.

"And I say unto you - one must have Chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star" 
Comes in orange/purple only (not shown). 4 x 5 inches.

"Consider yourself hugged today"

B is for Breathe

"Success rests in having the courage and endurance, and above all - the will to become the person you are, however Peculiar that may be."

MerMAID: 15 clams per hour. 6 squid extra for swim lessons