Only one shopping day left til tomorrow

(original art by Claire)

the DOG for President

(original art by Claire)

Do the things you've always wanted to do
-don't be
CHICKEN

Your true family is not one of blood, but of Joy and Respect in each other's lives.

Wise Being in Little Duck Suit Says:
"Cross A Bridge and get over it"

I love you.
I love you so much it's coming out of my ears my nose and my toes.

the image I put on green towels has green instead of blue in the swirl

Wise being in little cat suit says:
"Stop & smell the roses"

The color of the design changes to work on different color towels

I LOVE DOGS

Blackbird singing in the dead of night

Indoor
Outdoor

(Inspired by my cats vs. some indoor cats I know)

Learn a lesson from your dog: No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.

(original art by Claire)

Wise being in little dog suit says:
Shake it off & move on

give me levity or give me death.

Secret Confessions of the Dog
dog: "I like catnaps"
cat: "SPEAK UP!"

(no photo of towel yet, but it is available now)

Welcome to the Lake. (flowers say "hi" and fish says "howdy")

(original art by Claire)
 

Welcome to the River

Surfer Chick. Her flipflops are my favorite part!

15 clams per hour. 6 squid extra for swim lessons.

Consider yourself HUGGED today. Click to see another color option.

It's so easy to fall in love
"so doggone easy"
 

May your life be interesting.

The Not-So-Early-Bird gets the cold stiff & dry leftover worm sandwich.

If you're happy and you know it then your butt will surely show it if you're happy and you know it WAG YOUR TAIL

Follow My Lead

I'm on this new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle

Let it Bee
... bee says "don't bug us"

If humping you is wrong -
I don't want to be right

Wise Being in little dog suit says:
When people talk down to you 
it's cuz they're taller not better

Original art and saying by Claire
 

Your true family is not one of blood - but of joy and respect in each other's lives.
Sorry not showing! and I can't seem to upload another image right now, stay tuned

(original art by Claire)
quote by Richard Bach

I woke up smiling
the day was bright & happy
and all i saw were kind people.

(original art and saying by Claire)

See a Stray, pick it up - and all your life you'll have Good Luck.
 

See A Stray
Pick it up
and all your life
you'll have
Good Luck

Nothing says 'I love you'
Like a Waggy Butt

(inspired by Jocassee)

"Good Morning this is God. I will be handling all your problems today. I will not need your help. So have a good time. I love you."

You are a ray of sunshine in many lives

Wake up knowing
wonderful things will happen. 
Yellow towel shown not available. 
Click to choose towel color from towels shown at the top of this page.

(original art and saying by Claire)

Cats Rule.
Cat image is a painting I did on a very large canvas.
 

The Mountains Soothe My Soul

...And their eyes met

(original idea and art by Claire)

My cousin lives in a box at the trailer park

(original saying and art by Claire)

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy - they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom

(original art by Claire)

SuperSister

(original art by Claire)

PINK FLOYD

(photoshopped by Claire)

Dirty Dishes - "do me"

(original saying and art by Claire)

Shut the Duck Up - comes in yellow (shown) and green, to go on other towel colors

(original art by Claire)

"Don't Cluck with Me"

(original saying & art by Claire)

YES i am a mermaid
just ask my friend the UNICORN

(original saying by Claire)

Men are like Pantyhose -
they either run, cling
or don't fit in the crotch

Wise Being in little cat suit says -

Love all of yourself, even the dark parts

(inspired by my cat Oboe)

Wise Being in Little Dog Suit Says:
Love all of yourself, even the dark parts

(original saying and art by Claire)

You came from Heaven and you brought heaven to me.

(original saying inspired by Joey, drawn by Claire)

If someone throws a rock at you,
Throw a Flower Back...

... just make sure it's in the pot

(original art by Claire)

 

Those aren't gray hairs...
They're strands of GLITTER
growing out of my head

(inspired by my hair)

 

Free to be me

(image from a reverse window painting I did)

You Gotta Love the Beach!

(from a record I painted)
Hold your heart gently as you reach for the stars

original art & saying by Claire

And your crybaby, whiney-assed opinion would be?

Give me some Sweet Tea
and nobody gets hurt

Give me some Coffee and nobody gets hurt

Give me some chocolate
and nobody gets hurt

Dear Lord,
Please put your arm around my shoulders-
and your hand over my mouth.

Some people are the flowers in your garden of life.
Others are the MANURE that makes your garden stronger

Look at the Day and see what's right
instead of what's wrong

I hope you appreciate my enthusiasm

(inspired by my dogs Joey & Jocassee)

A Word of Love
Can Make A World of Difference
"You look great in pink!"
"Thanks!"

Everytime I see you
Flowers Bloom In My Heart.

"What part of 'let's go home now' don't you understand?"
"No habla ingles"

(inspired by Joey)

Those boots were made for walking
me

Wag More

Guests, if we get to drinking on Sunday
and insist that you stay over til Tuesday,
Please remember... "We don't mean it!"
 

To My Dog:
Thank you for bringing JOY
to my life and for teaching
me how to Love.
I will be forever grateful
that you came into my life.

(Inspired by Joey & Jocassee, I said this to them one morning & thought "this would be a great painting" so I painted it on a window)

Love & Kisses 5¢
The dog is IN

Auntie Em - I hate you, I hate Kansas, I'm taking the dog. -Dorothy

A teacher is to children as the sun is to morning glories

Let us be grateful to TEACHERS -they are the charming gardeners who make our souls BLOSSOM.

Do Nothing &
Rest Afterwards.

Then take a cat nap.

That's not dirt in my house - it's Angel Dust

Cleanliness is next to Impossible

Creative Clutter is better than idle neatness

Stop bending over backwards for people and lean forward so they can kiss your ass

Time Spent with a cat is time well spent.

Love yourself like I love you

T22B
(pink towel T22P)

Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History

CatLanta

Rainbow Juice
For a colorful life

(inspired by my love of rainbows...)

I don't have a bucket list but my fuck it list is a mile long

Profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate Motherfucker

Friends are Angels who lift us up when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly. From the original quote "I Believe Friends are Quiet Angels who lift us to our Feet when our Wings have Trouble Remembering how to Fly" by Lorraine K. Mitchell

A woman always has
the last word in an
argument. Anything
a man says after that
is the beginning of
a new argument

How to Impress A Woman: Romance Her, Believe in Her, Hug Her, Compliment Her, Bring Her Flowers, Listen to Her, Surprise Her
How to Impress A Man: Arrive Naked, Bring Food
 

Everyone is
Somebody Else's
WEIRDO

Sisters are Angels who lift us up when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly. From the original quote "I Believe Friends are Quiet Angels who lift us to our Feet when our Wings have Trouble Remembering how to Fly" by Lorraine K. Mitchell

"SPEAK!"
"Love is the answer, dude."
 

Yes. I would like to run away.
Can you point me to the free-range chickens

(this is Joey in a nutshell)
(if it's raining, he'd just as soon stay on the couch, but if it's sunny he would love to take off ... somewhere... anywhere)
(the original painting said "yes I'd like to run away, but only on sunny days")
this chicken version was also Joey, long story (more than one) regarding chickens!
 

Got Milk

Follow Your Dreams.
Trust your heart.
Know when to let go.
 

Go out in the woods, the magical woods.
Open your heart to the discoveries within.

Shoot for the moon -
even if you miss it, you'll land among the stars.

T166Y

We All Live in a
Yellow Submarine

Leap and the Lilypad will appear

(original art by Claire)

"Another day to Celebrate"

Look at yourself and see what's right
instead of what's wrong

(original art by Claire)

Love Plant
Directions: Talk to it (say sweet things)
shine your light on it
have faith that it will grow
focus on its goodness
trust that it will thrive
be patient

Don't be a drag - just be a Queen

(inspired by seeing Lady Gaga singing this on the Grammys)

Classy &
Smart Assy

(original art by Claire)

Peace Love & Boobies

Never Listen to the Voice of Reason
(from a reverse window painting I did)

Magic Dog
Turns Mad & Sad
to Happy-Go-Lucky

(inspired by my amazing dogs Joey & Jocassee)

A kite is
Joy on a string

(original art by Claire)

Bad Dog
Bitch Tattoo on arm, smoking cigarette, chewing shoe, mohawk, earrings, and drinking a 'Butt Wiper'
(you can see all that more clearly on actual towel)

Inspired by Joey (who was lovely to me but might not be to YOU)

Keep Calm 
& Nap On

It's a Doggy-Dog World

Eat, Drink & Be Hairy

(original art by Claire)

Eat, Drink & Be Hairy

(original art by Claire)

Merry Clucking Christmas

(original saying and art by Claire)

Santa said he loved the milk.

-And cookies.

(orginal saying and art by Claire)

don we now our gay apparel,
featuring Don Corleone

F is for Falalalala

(original saying and art by Claire)

Behold the turtle.
and the doves

(original saying and art by Claire)

Introducing A Smooth Christmas Classic from Jazz Great Sniffy LeGrew
"It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas..."

the name Sniffy LeGrew was inspired by Jocassee who always sniffed my leg then promptly snorted on me.

Have a very gangsta Christimas

(orginal saying and art by Claire)